a new dress day a very happy day

I heard a knock at my door this morning, knowing that my weekly trademe purchases had already arrived (A snow white troll, complete with apple. A ipod docking station. A bunch of plastic snorks. A lovely orange jersey that only I like.) I decided I was making the trip up the hideous stairs with cold swollen and aching joints, just tew discover I would need tew climb more stairs and walk down the long dreaded corridor tew place the package on the bench in the front house. Half way up the stairs I cursed silently at my lack of slippers. But when I opened the door there, with my address written as though a fairy had penned it with ivy ink, I gasped, fewr this was no ordinary package, this was a magikal fairy package from my long loved beautiful fellow pixie, Betty McBride (Known tew mere mortals as Jeni). But don't let the factn it was from fairy land fool yew, this package was big! I ran down the stairs back intew my room, suddenly removed from all pain due tew the excitement, thoughts raced threw my head. I imagined stars dancing out, I knew that only magic could be inside. I carefully opened the package, as not tew slice threw any unread fairy messages scrawled on the outside, my eyes grew wide, out came a beautiful hat, brown and quaint, in velvet with a large satin bow, a magical blue dress fit fewr a fairy queen, laden with lace around the skirt and a beautiful bow on the front, out came purple and white striped shoes, out came bronze shoes with big bronze bows and peep toes, a beautiful long pink skirt covered entirely with flower embroidery and a larg pocket on the front, and a long green button up dress patterned entirely with trees and picnic goers, and lastly a pink and blue britney spears tee. Oh my!! This was the beginning of a beautiful day!!